Don't know what t.v. ads reach the rest of the country but these are by far the best
two in the tri-state area.  They always bring a big smile to my face.

Gotta love this one.  My favorite part how the spokesman's dramatically
enunciates  ".999  9 pure gold   (that's four nines)" 
https://www.50dollarbuffalo.com/?mid=665658&a=100576&s=
Followed by the coin bear.  You can get all 50 for only $437.90....
http://www.avs.tv/products.php?do=viewitem&id=687

The first ad is so misleading, the show promoters should be arrested as con artists.
The second ad is merely stupid.

The first ad is so misleading, the show promoters should be arrested as con artists.
The second ad is merely stupid.

Bear......you should  the second one
Mrs Bear may get a kick out of them